Bill S.

Here's some good pick up lines. 1. Your name must be Gillete. The best a man can get. 2. Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. 3. I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed-rock. 4. The word of the day is legs. Lets go to my place and spread the word. 5. Wanna go out for some pizza and a fuck? What's wrong, don't you like pizza? 6. Your name must be Tony because your looking grrrrreat! 7. If your left leg was named Thanksgiving, and your right leg Chirstmas, would you let me visit you between the holidays?

funniness: 7.14

rating: R