Kathleen R.

Starkle, starkle, little twink, who the hell are you I think? I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of sheep, I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. I don't know who is me yet, but the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. So, just give me one more fink to drill my cup, cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

funniness: 7.00

rating: R