Mike P.

A woman was walking down the street and saw a long line in front of a building. She stopped and asked someone in line, "What are you waiting in line for?" The man anwsered, "They are paying twenty bucks for donating sperm." The woman said thanks and left. The next day the same man was in line again when he noticed the woman in line. He asked her, "Hey, what are you doing in line?" There was no anwser. He asked again, "I said what are you doing in line?" The woman then took out a piece of paper and wrote on it. "I can't talk now I too am here to donate sperm."

funniness: 7.01

rating: R