Billy Joe B.

One day a duck walked into a convienence store and asked the cashier "Got any grapes?" The cashier politely answered, "No this a convienence store, we dont sell any fresh produce." So the duck left. He walked around the block once and walked back into the store. He walked up to the cashier and once again asked him, "Got any grapes?" The cashier slightly agitated answered him, "No I just told you sir, we are a convienence store and therefore we do not have any fresh produce." So the duck walks out of the store around the corner and comes back in but again. He walks up to the cashier and asks him, "Got any grapes?" The cashier is just annoyed now. He firmly answered this time by saying, "NO we do not sell fresh produce, and if you ask me that one more time I'm goin to nail your feet to the floor!" The duck says ok and walks out of the store. He walks around the corner and walks back into the store. He walks up to the cashier and asks, "Got any nails?" "No." "Got any grapes?"

funniness: 7.31

rating: PG