M C.

Bill and Hillary were driving through Little Rock, and when they passd by a gas station a big man yelled, "Hi Hillary." And Hillary said, "Hi Bubba." Bill asked, "Who was that?" And Hillary told him it was a old high school boyfriend. Bill said, "See if you married him you would be married to a gas station attendant, but you married me now you're the first lady." And Hillary told him, "If I married him he would be the president, and you would be the gas station attendant."

funniness: 6.65

rating: G