Jason C.

There was a man who was driving and got into a really bad accident. The worst thing that happened to him was he had to get his ears removed. The man sued the person for hitting him and he got PAID. He figured that with all of his money he would start a business. He soon realized that he knew nothing about business, so he held interviews for job openings to help him out. One prospect came in and went through the interview process. The interview went pretty well. The man figured "I think I need to see what this guy is really made of." So he asked "What is one thing that you notice about me?" The prospect looked him up and down, began giggling and then said " Oh Damn, You don't have any ears." The man said "Get out of here!" The next prospect came and went through the interview process and it went even better. Again the man asked what did the prospect notice about him. The prospect looked him up and down and began laughing and said "Oh Shit, You dont have any ears." The man said "Get out of here!" The next prospect came and went through the interview and it went GREAT. The man again asked "What is one thing that you notice about me." The prospect looked him up and down and calmly said "You are wearing contacts." The man excitedly said "That is very perceptive of you. What lead you to that?" The prospect said. "Well Hell, you cant wear glasses because you dont have any ears."

funniness: 7.04

rating: R