Jon L.

A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of WOMAN came up in their conversation. The Italian said, "in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom." The Frenchman said, "in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly." "What about the woman in your country, Mr. Singh?" The Italian asked. "In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front and when we finish, we flip it over and play the back."

funniness: 5.56

rating: R