Ralphy C.

Little Johnny was a mean little kid. He didn't take anything from anybody. Whenever his mother would tell him something to do, he would say, "I'm a mean mother fucker, I'm tough to beat. I'll kick your ass from street to street!" On his first day of high school, Johnny's teacher told him to stop talking. He looked up at him with a scowl and said, "I'm a mean mother fucker, I'm tough to beat. I'll kick your ass from street to street!" The teacher, immediately flabbergasted at little Johnny's behaivior, sent him to the principal's office. When the principal questioned him, all Johny said was, "I'm a mean mother fucker, I'm tough to beat, I'll kick your ass from street to street". Immediately the principle called the cops and they took him downtown for interrogation. All little Johnny would tell them was, "I'm a mean mother fucker, I'm tough to beat, I'll kick your ass from street to street!" Johnny was put on trial. The Judge asked him "How do you plead, Little Johnny?" Johnny said, "I'm a mean mother fucker, I'm tough to beat, I'll kick your ass from street to street!" The judge, flabbergasted, sentenced Johny to death. They electrocuted him, and Johny went to hell. There he met satan. The devil asked him how he liked this, and Johny said, "Back off! I'm a mean mother fucker, I'm tough to beat, I'll kick your ass from street to street!" The devil laughed out loud, then glared at Johnny. "OH YEAH?" he boomed, "WELL I"M A MEAN MOTHER FUCKER FROM DOWN BELOW, AND I'LL BURN YOUR BALLS FROM HEAD TO TOE!"

funniness: 4.45

rating: R