Holly B.

A man comes to America with some extra money and decides to start a chicken farm. So he goes to another chicken farm and says, "I'd like to buy 300 baby chickens." So he takes them home and a week later he goes back and says, "I'd like to buy 300 baby chickens." He takes them home and a week later he goes back and says, "I'd like to buy 300 baby chickens." The farm owner says, "Sir, you've been here three times! You are going to have an awfully big farm!" He replies, "I dunno, I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."

funniness: 5.57

rating: G