Kenneth T.

Your mama's so fat, her pix weigh 10lbs. Your mama's so fat, she wipes her ass with a Mattress. Your mama's so ugly, when she went inside a Haunted house, she came out with a job application. Your mama's so dumb, she has to stick a phone up her ass just to make a booty call.

funniness: 6.29

rating: PG-13