Caleb H.

Do you have trouble understanding politics? If so, the following primer (thanks to the Manitoban - University of Manitoba) should clear it up for you. No bull. Socialism - You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour. Communism - You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk. Capitalism - You sell one cow and buy a bull. Facism - You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it. Nazism - The government shoots you and takes the cows. New Dealism - The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink. Anarchism - Keep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot the government. Conservatism - Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows. Liberalism - Give away one cow. Get the government to give you a new cow. Now give them both away.

funniness: 6.40

rating: PG