Paula A.

Mom asked little Johnny if he had enjoyed the trip to the farm. "Yes, it was great--we saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers." Mom: "Er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a fucker?" Johnny: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk" Mom: "But who said they were called, er, fuckers?" Johnny: "That was our teacher. Well, actually she called them 'effers,' but we all knew what she meant."

funniness: 7.35

rating: R