Justin F.

One day a young man was walking through the hills looking for his lost cat. This cat meant everything in the world to him, so he would stop at nothing to find him. However, after days and days of hopless searching he was about ready to give up. Then, he noticed something making noises in the bushes. His hopes up, the young lad ran to the bush, preying that this was his cat. As he reached into the bush, an old man appeard eating canned beans and rice cakes. Discouraged, the young man said, "Hmmm. I thought you were my cat"! The old man looked at the young boy and said, "Are you calling me a pussy"? Then the old man shot the young boy to death.

funniness: 3.42

rating: R