Alyson W.

There were these 2 gay penguins in a house, sitting back to back in a bath tub. One's name was Herbie, the other's name was John. Now, John had a bar of Scrub-a-Dub soap, and Herbie had a Typewriter. John turned to Herbie and said, "May I please hold your typewriter?" And John replied, "Not until you let me hold that bar of Scrub-a-Dub Soap!"

funniness: 2.90

rating: R