Frank B.

I am very popular to men and women. I have known to put on smiles. I am known to come in different colors and sizes, And I am wrapped in different brands. Also known to be either skinny and long, Or fat and stubbly. When taken out, I go in hard and dry, And come out soft an wet. Once taken out a second time, I become dissatisfied to others, And tend to lose interest. Now without hesitation, Guess who I am? A piece of Chewing Gum! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!

funniness: 7.13

rating: PG-13