Caleb H.

The perfect day according to HER: 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30 Light breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs. 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The perfect day according to HIM: 10:00 Wake up 10:02 Oral sex 10:10 Big Breakfast 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters 2:15 Enormous lunch 3:15 Oral sex 3:25 Play sports with the guys 4:30 Drink beer with the guys 6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer 6:40 Oral sex 6:50 Huge dinner, more beer 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex 11:10 Sleep

funniness: 7.24

rating: R