Chon F.

One day Sam and Josh were riding a camel across the desert. They had been riding for many hours and were getting worried because the camel had not had any water for a while. Finally, they came to an oasisi, but no matter what, the camel wouldn't drink any water. Sam came up with a plan. He said, "Josh, I will push his head down in the water while you suck on his asshole. We should get water in him that way." So they performed the plan, but after a few minutes, Josh said, "Hey Sam, lift his head a little. All I'm getting is the mud off the bottom."

funniness: 4.77

rating: R