Caleb H.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 160 =-------------------------------------- Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. Found on the men's room wall at Cogan's in Norfolk, VA. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 161 =-------------------------------------- This is a teepee for your peepee Not a wigwam to beat your tomtom! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 162 =-------------------------------------- (written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it? -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 163 =-------------------------------------- No matter how you shake and dance, The last drop always falls in the pants. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 164 =-------------------------------------- No matter how much you shake your peg, The last wee drop runs down your leg. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 165 =-------------------------------------- Be like daddy, not like sis lift the lid to take a piss. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 166 =-------------------------------------- Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 167 =-------------------------------------- Don't look now! you're pissing on your neighbors foot! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 168 =-------------------------------------- (from the late Clark Gable) Why should I be proud of something where: Every monkey is my equal, and every jackass is my superior? -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 169 =-------------------------------------- On the ceiling above the toilet: Out to lunch, be back soon. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 170 =-------------------------------------- Written above a urinal in a men's clothing store: To curtail shoplifting of our overpriced merchandise, these urinal stalls may be monitored at any time by buxom voluptuous airline stewardesses and horny divorcees moonlighting as security guards. Written below that: If you're longer than 12 inches, you get a 50% discount on our overpriced suits. And written below that: And if you're last name is Bobbitt, you get another half off! Prices slashed! And yet written below that: Gee, I don't see how you guys sit on these funny-shaped toilets. I can't seem to stay on without slipping off. Mary. And yet written below that: I bet that's what your husband says too every night! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 171 =-------------------------------------- Please do not bite the woodwork while straining. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 172 =-------------------------------------- Why do turds taper? To prevent your ass from snapping shut with a bang. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 173 =-------------------------------------- Written at the bottom of the toilet stall: Beware of gay limbo dancers! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 174 =-------------------------------------- Alas poor Yorlik, I knew him backwards. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 175 =-------------------------------------- What ever happened to the good old days when men were men and pansies were flowers? -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 176 =-------------------------------------- I used to think I was a werewolf but I'm alright nooowwwoooooooo... -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 177 =-------------------------------------- Phys204: a waste of time, space, and energy. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 178 =-------------------------------------- Sometimes I wish I was What I was when I wished I was What I am now. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 179 =-------------------------------------- If you are taking a Shit Please put it back -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 180 =-------------------------------------- Q: Quel est la difference entre un homme et une femme? A: La difference entre. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 181 =-------------------------------------- (written above a urinal) I think, therefore I aim. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 182 =-------------------------------------- Seen above a urinal: Si quieres crecer fuerte y sano, comete lo que tienes en la mano. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 183 =-------------------------------------- Seen above a urinal: If you think I'm sick, look at what you're holding! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 184 =-------------------------------------- Virginity is like a bubble in the mainstream of life: one prick and it's gone forever! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 185 =-------------------------------------- Written above a roll of toilet paper: UCLA diplomas, take one.

funniness: 6.66

rating: R