Caleb H.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 110 =-------------------------------------- UT Campus Austin, TX: Urine the bathroom. Urine trouble. Look what a mess urine. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 111 =-------------------------------------- Seen in a local bar, recently: For a good time, call ###-#### and ask for Mary. For a BAD time, tell Mary where you got this number. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 112 =-------------------------------------- How about this little ditty discovered in a public toilet in London? As you sit to take a shit Rest a while and think a bit. The last time that I beat my meat, Was on this very toilet seat. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 113 =-------------------------------------- Written above a urinal: Stand close. It's shorter than you think. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 114 =-------------------------------------- As a boy, my Dad used to fish off the end of a pier in the San Fransisco Bay. There was an old-style outhouse (no longer there) on the pier, put there by the owner. Apparently the owner got tired of people making a mess of his outhouse, so he wrote the following on the wall inside: If you shit upon the floor, I will lock the shithouse door. - Owner A person who apparently had frequent need to visit the outhouse responded below the owner's message with: If the shithouse door you lock, I'll throw your shithouse off the dock. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 115 =-------------------------------------- The mens' restroom at Northern Telecom's Atlanta location (since closed down :-( ) had blackboards on the walls of the stalls with chalk for writing graffiti(true). People ignored the chalk and wrote on the blackboards with pen. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 116 =-------------------------------------- In University of Washington's Physics Hall, circa 1984, below toilet seat cover dispenser: Walter Mondale's election hats -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 117 =-------------------------------------- In the men's room at a Denny's restaurant: It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Denny's 10 minutes. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 118 =-------------------------------------- In case of nuclear war, hide in the urinal. Nobody ever hits 'em anyway. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 119 =-------------------------------------- Sign over urinal in mens room in Cambridge, Mass. bar near Harvard: We don't sell our beer, we just rent it. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 120 =-------------------------------------- In a truck stop somewhere in Oklahoma: Captain's Log: Me & Spock beamed down to shit. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 121 =-------------------------------------- Written over faded instructions on electric hand dryer: Push button Rub hands together vigorously under air stream Wipe hands on pants -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 122 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit to shit again. But instead of landing in the bowl, it landed on my pen. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 123 =-------------------------------------- Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 124 =-------------------------------------- They paint these walls to cover my pen, but the shithouse poet has struck again. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 125 =-------------------------------------- The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat and the mass of the ass. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 126 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce. When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 127 =-------------------------------------- (written under a picture of crudely drawn flower) Hi. I'm Johnny. I am five years old. I couldn't think of anything dirty to say, so I drew this fucking flower. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 128 =-------------------------------------- Here's one seen above a urinal: look up [a little higher on the wall] look up [even higher on the wall] keep looking up [on the ceiling] Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 129 =-------------------------------------- (Hostel, West Coast, South Island, New Zealand.) There's nothing more underrated than a good shit, and nothing more overrated than a bad fuck. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 130 =-------------------------------------- Three different autors contributed to this one: First pen: "Jesus is the answer" Second pen: "What is the question" Third pen : "Who was Felipe Alou's younger brother" (The early-70's New York Yankees lineup featured three Alou brothers: Matty, Felipe, and Jesus. I still see this 20+ years later, even here in Red Sox territory.) -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 131 =-------------------------------------- Seen somewhere in ladies room in Freiburg/Germany: Arrow pointing to the bottom of the door and "Exit for Limbo Dancers". -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 132 =-------------------------------------- I saw the following exchange in the men's room at Computervision in the early 80's: 1: <quote from the Doors' "Horse Latitudes"> 2: What language is this, Esperanto? 3: Ne, tiu lingvo ne estas Esperanto - estas Morrison. 4: I saw Morris on TV in the cat food commercial! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 133 =-------------------------------------- Seen in front of the urinals at a college in Montreal: You're holding your future in your hands! Someone had added: And it doesn't look too promising! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 134 =-------------------------------------- One of the funniest I've seen was also the simplest: Fart loud if you love Jesus!

funniness: 7.39

rating: PG-13