K F.

A man had a coupon for a free Hawaiian pizza, you know the pizzas with pinapples and all other sorts of strange items on them. So he called the pizza place to order his free pizza. Accidentally, he dialed the number to an escort service. A voice on the other line said, "May I help you?" to which he replied, "Yes, I want you to send over a large Hawaiian, thick crust and extra cheese." He was pretty upset when she showed up.

funniness: 4.73

rating: R