Richard P.

This guy goes to a doctor for an exam. Half-way through, the guy notices a box in the corner with some strange looking items in it. He asks the doctor what they are and the doctor says, "I circumsize a lot of babies and those are the foreskins.". The guy asks the doctor what he is going to do with them to which the doctor replies, "Nothing... throw them away, I guess.". So, the guy takes them with him. A week later, he comes back and hand the doctor a wallet. The doctor asks, "What is this?", to which the guy answers, "I had a wallet made out of those foreskins you gave me.". The doctor says, "Hey... that's really cool". The guy says, "Yeah - and if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!".

funniness: 6.45

rating: R