Caleb H.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 75 =-------------------------------------- God knows why you're doing this, but... "I feel so strongly about toilet graffiti, I signed a partition." :-) -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 76 =-------------------------------------- In the mens restroom a couple of years ago, Hamburguesa restaurant, Old Town, San Diego, CA (The restaurant has since changed its name; I don't remember the current name)... The paper towel dispenser had the usual "Wash your Hands" / "Lavese las Manos" sign on it. Below "Lavese las Manos", someone had written - ...and his big-band sound. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 77 =-------------------------------------- My favorite little anecdote, which I saw written on the toilet stall wall in the Engineering Building on the campus of Memorial University of Newfoundland located in St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada, is as follows: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER! to which someone else wrote: GO HOME DAD YOU'RE DRUNK! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 78 =-------------------------------------- Richard Nixon should pull out before it's too late, just like his father should've. Humanities Hall, second floor, men's room, U.C. Irvine, early to middle 1970's. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 79 =-------------------------------------- It's dated but my favorite is still: Don't Change Dicks in the middle of a screw, Vote for Nixon in 72 Found on the wall in Hipps Bubble Room in San Antonio, Texas (may it rest in peace, demolished to erect a condominium) Hey! It may be dated but it made me laugh so hard I peed on my shoe! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 80 =-------------------------------------- In front of urinal at Baked in Telluride, Co.: Don't look now but you've got your best friend by the neck. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 81 =-------------------------------------- If black is beautiful, I just shit a masterpiece. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 82 =-------------------------------------- From the restroom of Maggie Mae's, 6th St., Austin TX. Why can't we just all get a bong... -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 83 =-------------------------------------- From the restroom of some nameless crawfish restaurant in the middle of nowhere off of I-10 in southern Louisiana: Nixon did for America what pantyhose did for finger fucking... -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 84 =-------------------------------------- Bill Clinton gave head in college, but didn't swallow. (to which someone else wrote) No, but George and Ronnie did and it was the only thing they could do right. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 85 =-------------------------------------- Tell us how long your dick is. (to which someone else wrote) I can't find it. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 86 =-------------------------------------- Imagine you are reading this as you are trying to take a dump... Eat shit! 1.9 trillion flies (estimated population of flies) can't be ALL wrong. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 87 =-------------------------------------- This toilet paper is like Clint Eastwood, tough and hard, and takes no shit. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 88 =-------------------------------------- My mother made me a whore. (to which someone else added) If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too? -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 89 =-------------------------------------- Found in mens room Eros Cinema in Bombay Neighbor's envy, Owner's Pride This is originally from a TV commercial.

funniness: 6.37

rating: R