Caleb H.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 30 =-------------------------------------- (written high upon the wall) Look up here and you're pissin' on your shoes! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 31 =-------------------------------------- Sign over a urinal: Attention, <ethnic group>, the rock candy in the urinals is NOT for you. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 32 =-------------------------------------- Sign over a urinal: Don't eat the big mint...it's been kinda' sour the last couple times! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 33 =-------------------------------------- More than two shakes and your enjoying it too much. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 34 =-------------------------------------- Written on the toilet paper dispenser: "Get your sociology degree here." -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 35 =-------------------------------------- Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 36 =-------------------------------------- Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 37 =-------------------------------------- There's no use standing on the seat. The crabs in here can jump 6 feet. There's no use going in the one next door. The ones in there jump 6 foot four. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 38 =-------------------------------------- If you wipe it more than once, you're playing with it. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 39 =-------------------------------------- I do not like this place at all: The seat is too high and the hole is too small. [In another handwriting] You open yourself to a simple retort: Your ass is too big and your legs are too short. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 40 =-------------------------------------- How dry I am, How wet I'll be, If I don't find The bathroom key. So I find the key, I open the door, Oops! too late, It's on the floor. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 41 =-------------------------------------- I sat down on the toilet to take a shit and I noticed this writing scrawled on the wall slanted. I leaned over to read it and it said: If you can read this, you are now shitting at a 45 degree angle... -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 42 =-------------------------------------- Written on the toilet paper dispenser: 'This toilet paper is like Clint Eastwood; They're both rough and tough and don't take shit off of anybody!' -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 43 =-------------------------------------- Taking a piss at a urinal, on the wall, 'Please excuse the mess on the floor; My aim is a little off today...' " -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 44 =-------------------------------------- Ever notice hard it is to pull out toilet paper from some dispensers? Written on one particular dispenser: 'Took me 5 minutes to shit, 15 minutes to wipe my ass! Somebody oil this MO-FO roller!' -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 45 =-------------------------------------- Notice in Men's toilet: "We aim to please, so you aim too, please." -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 46 =-------------------------------------- If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 47 =-------------------------------------- Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals; crabs pole-vault! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 48 =-------------------------------------- At the Los Angeles Air Force Base, the following was on the wall of one bathroom (common bathroom for men and women): Those with short stacks, low manifold pressure, or afterburner leakage, please taxi up to the runway. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 49 =-------------------------------------- I wish I were the toilet paper In my girlfriend's hand So every time she wiped I could see the promised land! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 50 =-------------------------------------- Will the asshole who leaves the floaters everyday cut the crap and flush twice. It's a long way to LA. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 51 =-------------------------------------- Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber." -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 52 =-------------------------------------- Written on one of the condom vending machines: For refund, insert baby. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 53 =-------------------------------------- Written above a urinal in the men's restroom: "No matter how much you wiggle, no matter how much you dance, the last two drops go down your pants! (I just wipe mine off with my tie)" -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 54 =-------------------------------------- On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 55 =-------------------------------------- Support bacteria, It's the only culture most people have. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 56 =-------------------------------------- Our aim is to keep the toilet clean. Your aim would be appreciated. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 57 =-------------------------------------- "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet) -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 58 =-------------------------------------- What does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 59 =-------------------------------------- Written above a urinal in the mens restroom: We are urinals! We don't take no shit!

funniness: 6.57

rating: R