Caleb H.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 1 =-------------------------------------- Some people come to sit and think. Others come to shit and stink. I come here to rest my balls and Read the words upon the walls. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 2 =-------------------------------------- Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Here I sit in the misty vapor. Someone stole the toilet paper. I cannot wait, I cannot linger, Watch out ass, here comes the finger! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 3 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 4 =-------------------------------------- Some people are poor While others are rich But a shithouse poet Is a son of a bitch -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 5 =-------------------------------------- The painters work is all in vain The shithouse poet strikes again -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 6 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit in stinking vapor Some son of a bitch stole the paper! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 7 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit Cheeks a flexin' Squeezin' out Another Texan. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 8 =-------------------------------------- To the shithouse poet When he should die, There should be erected, Broad and high, For his cunning And for his wit, A solid monument of shit. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 9 =-------------------------------------- When this tiolet cleaner finally dies, He will find erected in the skies, A tribute to his glorious wit, A monument of solid shit. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 10 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 11 =-------------------------------------- Better that Than take a chance, Costs more than a dime To launder pants. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 12 =-------------------------------------- You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 13 =-------------------------------------- I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 14 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit And contemplate. Should I shit Or masturbate? -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 15 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit in dull repose, That fart you left still burns my nose. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 16 =-------------------------------------- It makes me wonder, to see such wit, If Shakespeare had been here to shit. Some swear they saw Shakespeare walk in, But others say that fart was Bacon. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 17 =-------------------------------------- No matter how you move Or how you dance, The last drop always winds up In your pants. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 18 =-------------------------------------- Give me a muff with thighs on both sides That's furry and pink all covered with stink; I don't even care if it's old or it's new, Cause what the hell, it's something to screw. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 19 =-------------------------------------- Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls... -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 20 =-------------------------------------- People who write on bathroom walls Roll their shit into little balls. Those who read their words of wit, Eat those little balls of shit. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 21 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit, buns a-flexin, Just gave birth to another Texan -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 22 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit On the pooper, Giving birth To another state trooper. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 23 =-------------------------------------- (seen during the height of the Iranian/U.S. hostage crisis) Here I sit, buns a-strainin' Just gave birth to another Iranian -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 24 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit, so broken hearted Paid my dime and only farted. Yesterday though, I took a chance, Saved my dime, But shit my pants. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 25 =-------------------------------------- Here I sit, so broken hearted, Paid my dime and only farted. First a push, then a squeeze, And out it came like melted cheese. Then I had some prunes to eat, And now there's shit up to the seat. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 26 =-------------------------------------- (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 27 =-------------------------------------- (written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 28 =-------------------------------------- Written above a urinal: You hold in your hands your family's future. -= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 29 =-------------------------------------- Seen above a urinal: If you think some people are gay, look at what you're holding!

funniness: 6.99

rating: PG