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Joe is a lonely man who hadn't had a woman is eight months. As he's walking down the street, he hears a small cry for help. He looks down and finds a genie stuck in a small hole. The genie says, "Hey, help me out of this hole and I'l grant you one wish." Joe says, "I don't know, I don't trust genies, but I'll help you out." After the genie is out of the hole, he tells Joe to make a wish. Joe says "I wish I was surrounded by pussy." The genie turns him into a tampon. The moral of the story is don't think you're getting anything in life for free without a string attached.

funniness: 7.13

rating: R