Kenny R.

There was this boy who had this babe of a teacher. She was hooked on candybars. The boy really wanted to see this chick naked. When she was about to go home, he said to her, can I go home with you. "No," the teacher replied. He then said, "I'll give you a candybar." So she agreed. When she was about to get into the shower, he asked her, "Can I get in with you?" And again the teacher said no, and again the boy said, "I'll give you a candybar." And she said yes. Then when she was about to get into bed, he asked, "Can I sleep with you?" Again the teacher refused, the boy again said, "I'll give you a candybar." And again she said yes. Well the boy asked if he could touch her belly button, she said, no and he said, "I'll give you a candybar." Suddenly the teacher said, "Hey that ain't my belly button!" The boy replied, "That ain't my finger!"

funniness: 6.43

rating: R