Evangaline F.

A man went to a doctor for a sperm count and the doctor gave him one empty transparent bottle for him to take home. The next day the same man came back to the doctor woth the empty bottle. The doctor asked why did he return the emtpy bottle. The man said, "I used my left hand then my right hand and I couldn't. Then I asked my wife to used her left hand and her right hand and she couldn't either. I even asked my neigbour to used her left hand and her right hand but she still couldn't." The doctor replied in shock, "You asked you neighbor?" "Yes, but I still can't open the bottle."

funniness: 7.32

rating: R