Carrie C.

Try to say "Unique New York" six times real fast. Some tongue twister limericks: A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tooter to toot?" A canner exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny "A canner can can Anything that he can But a canner can't can a can, can he?" A flea and a fly in flue Were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the flea, "Let us fly." "Let us flee," said the fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue. Now try these (and keep them clean!!): I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon a slitted sheet I sit. I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucking's done. When I was in college, our warm up each day was to sing each of the following phrases, progressing up and down the scale. We began with: #1. Lemon liniment We then progressed to: #2. Aluminum lemon liniment. And ended with: #3. Amalgamated aluminum lemon liniment By the time we were done we could sing anything!!! And now my all time favorite (that took me forever to learn)! Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, "This butter's bitter." If I put this bitter butter in my batter, it'll make my batter bitter. So Betty Botter bought some better butter, and she put it in her bitter batter and it made her bitter batter better. So, 'tis better Betty Botter bought her better butter.

funniness: 6.76

rating: G