Mike P.

A man walking along the beach comes across a bottle. He picks it up and rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you, for your kindness I'll give you a free wish, but be carefull how you choose because you only have one wish." The man thinks for a while and decides the only thing he really wants is a big dick. The man says to the genie, "I think I want to wish for a huge dick?" The genie replies, "Remember I told you to be careful. If you wish for just a huge cock I might give you one up your ass. Do you understand?" The man now knew he better be very careful with his wish and took some time before he said "I GOT IT." The genie listened as the man told him his wish. "I would like my dick to be long enough to touch the ground. I just want that and nothing else." The genie thought for a minute and said, "Pretty good wish mister. Your wish is granted." POOOF, just like that the man's legs fell off.

funniness: 7.36

rating: R