Jennifer T.

One day, there was a woman who went to the shoe store to buy a new pair of shoes. She picked out some shoes that she fancied, and she sat down to try them on. The shoe salesman rushed to help her. As he was slipping a pair of high heels on her feet, he looked up her skirt and noticed that she wasn't wearing underwear. This made him extremely horny, and he just couldn't help himself. He said to her, "I want to fill your pussy up with ice cream and eat it out." The woman became flustered and quickly left the store. When her husband came home that night, she told him what had happened. He had three things to say. "First of all, you don't need to be buying any more shoes. You already have a hundred pairs in your closet. Second, you shouldn't be going around with no underwear on. It's cold outside. Third, I'm not going to mess with a man who can eat that much ice cream."

funniness: 7.24

rating: R