Paula A.

~Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling. ~Sex is nobody's business except for the three people involved. ~Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say, "Storms suck!" ~If homosexuality were normal God would have created Adam and Bruce. ~Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. ~France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper. ~Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. ~Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mud slide. ~I hate people who keep dogs. They are the cowards that are afraid to bite people themselves. ~Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

funniness: 6.94

rating: PG