Matt N.

A tomato, a pickle and a dick were arguing about who has it the worst. The tomato says, "I have it bad because I get cut up and put in salads." The pickle says, "You think you have it bad. I get cut up and put on burgers." Then the dick says, "You guys both got it easy. I have to put on a hat every night and do pushups till I puke."

funniness: 7.09

rating: R