Greg R.

Did you here what happened 3 1/2 years ago at the University of Tennessee just before Spring Break? Well 3 days before UT got out for spring break, some of the other SEC schools let their students out for spring break and with the Interstate running through Knoxville like it does, 5 Auburn Football Players drove thru Knoxville on their way to the Smoky Mountains on I-40 in a Dodge Caravan. One of the players knew the interstate exits in Knoxville and said turn here at 17th street and had the driver drive straight up to the hill on Tennessee's campus. After parking the 5 players got out and started walking around UT's campus looking at the football facilities and 3 of them were wearing T-shirts with AUBURN in bold type across the front. UT's players were still there studying for finals and looked out, saw them, and recognized them and got mad. 15 UT players went out and circled them and said, "We looked up that word Auburn on your shirts, in the dictionary, and it talks about the colors of Fall, but it does not say anything about a school in Alabama. What does it mean?" The auburn players were scared being outnumbered 15 to 5 so they responded, "In football it means Alabama Usually Beats Us Round November". Of course Tennessee beat Auburn last year in the SEC Championship 12/6/97, which being not a full week into December is still around November, so when it comes to beating Auburn round November, UT means US TOO! We can beat Auburn around November!!!!

funniness: 3.29

rating: G