Derin B.

Nominated for quote of the year is this statement made by Rep. Dick Armey, who when asked if he were in the Presidents place, would he resign, responded: "If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'"

funniness: 7.01

rating: PG-13