Jeff M.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art. What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on a window? Curt and Rod. [curtain rod] What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell [rustle] What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that is thrown out of a boat? Skip. What do yo call a man with no arms and no legs in the floor? Matt.

funniness: 5.74

rating: G