Mike P.

Two sixty year old men were talking about there sex lives. The first man said his sex life had slowed down these days but he was happy he still got it once and awile. The second man said that the only sex he and his wife have now is hallway sex. The first man asked what the hell was hallway sex? "Simple," said the second man, "Every time my wife and I pass each other in the hallway, she says 'FUCK-YOU' and I say 'FUCK-YOU TOO.'"

funniness: 7.27

rating: R