Joshua D.

I've had a bit of hard luck with the ladies lately. One day I saw her bending over the freezer and her cute little bum was pointing out. So I couldn't resist. I went over and was just about to start penetrating when she turned around and said "Stop it." Then she left me--and if that's not all I'm banned from ever shopping at the supermarket again.

funniness: 5.54

rating: R