Elephants and Ducks

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Why do elephants wear sandals? So that they don't sink in the sand.

Why do ducks have webbed feet? So that they can stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can put out flaming ducks.

Why do ostriches put their heads in the sand? To look for sunk elephants.

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