Six of the seven dwarfs went to see the Pope. Upon ariving they went to ask the pope a question. They all wanted to know if there were any three-foot tall nuns running around the Vatican.
The pope thought for a second before telling them that he knew of no three-foot tall nuns. All six of the dwarfs broke out in laughter. The Pope then ask them what was so funny. All six at the same time sang out, "Dopey fucked a penguin!"