One late evening while the family was at church, a man was breaking into their home, he went into the bedroom stealing everything he could get his hands on. As soon as he entered the living room he heard a voice "God is going to get you!" "God is going to get you!" He pulled out his flashlight and shined it on this big bird. Well the man did not pay any mind to the bird and kept on loading up his bag.

He was loading that bag from left to right. Again he heard that voice "God is going to get you!" "God is going to get you!" He walked over to the cage and told the bird to shut up! As soon as he put his hand on the door knob of the backdoor he heard a different noise. It was not the bird but a growing sort of noise, He shined the flashlight up and saw this GREAT BIG DOG! And the bird yelled "GET HIM GOD!"

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