Two blondes are observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercides with a coat hanger. Blonde #1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde #2: Will, you'd better hurry up and try harder, it's starting to rain and the top is down.
The blonde came running downstairs crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dumped her. Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma! I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But, he says, I can't cook!!
Why do blondes always put their hair in ponytaila? To cover up the valve stem.