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This day was a horrible day. First, the Pope dies and so does Bill Clinton. But on their way to the new world beyond Earth, something went wrong. Bill Clinton, who was destined to go to hell, mistakenly was sent to heaven. The Pope was accidentally sent to hell in Bill's place.

After a little while, God's most pretigious angels figured that this couldn't be right, so they brought the Pope from out of the depths of hell, and Bill then descended from heaven.

On their way to their actual destinations, the Pope and Bill Clinton meet. The Pope says, "Finally!! All my life, I've waited to meet the Virgin Mary. I can't wait!!"

Bill Clinton solemnly replies, "You're five minutes late."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Taylor L. 1+ years ago

Huh?.

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