Q: How do blondes like there eggs? A: Unfertalized.
Q: Why do blondes like cars with sun roofs? A: More leg room.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: It means "stop wrong hole."
Q: Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around? A: That's how long it took her to relize a 14" Viking was a TV.
A cop stops a blonde woman driving down the Highway: "Miss, can I see ou licence please?" "What's that?" "It's a little card with your picture on it." "Oh duh here you go!" "May I see you car insurance?" "What's that?" "It's a document saying you can drive the car." "Oh silly me!! Here you go!" The cop then pulls his dick out of his pants and thre blonde says: "Oh no not another breath test!!!!"