Stinking, Drunken, and Closefisted

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A stinking Brit, a drunken Irishman, and a closefisted Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of their mugs.The stinking Brit says, "Bartender, can I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his brew. The drunken Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger. The closefisted Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and says, "Alright ya wee bastard. Spit it out. Now!"

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categories: bar, drinking ethnic, race, international

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