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A visiting professor at Clemson University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"--15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"--3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?

One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.

The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.

The student replies, "Ghost?!?"

"Dang it, I thought you said 'goats'."

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

oh man u r in trubble

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by Kellie F. 1+ years ago

eww thats nasty... but funny XD

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