One day NASA was testing a new rocket, which they sent up with a chimpanzee rather than a human. The rocket reached about 10,000 feet and suddenly exploded, and the chimp landed splat on the pavement on a rural road.
Two farmers ran from a roadside field to investigate. One farmer said to the other, what do you think it is? The other farmer said, I don't know, what do you think it is? Well! I'd say with the long arms, the hair all over its body, and the callouses on it's ass, it's probably a truck driver!