There's this pollack and he's driving down a desert highway alone. He sees this hitchhiker on the side of the road and picks him up. They start talking and all of a sudden the hitchhiker pulls a gun on the pollack. He tells him to get out of the car and the pollock listens and steps out. The hitchhiker walks to the road and draws a big cirlcle in the middle of it. He tells the pollack to get in the circle and to not move. Then the hitchhiker starts to take stuff off of the car like the stereo and tires and puts them into a van that has pulled up. When he is done, he turns around and sees the pollack laughing hysterically and asks him what is so funny. The pollack smiles and then says, "Well, when you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle ten times."
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