There were once two red heads and one blonde stuck at the edge of a cliff. At the tip there was a genie's bottle. The genie said he would grant them one wish each.
The first red head jumped off and said I wish I was a bird than flew away. The next red head said I wish I was a bee then flew away. When the clumsy blonde went to jump off before she went she said "I wish I was a..." then she tripped and said "Shit!"