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Karyn told me about the guy who was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that." The guy said, "Officer, I have *contacts*." The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care *who* you know--I'm giving you a ticket."

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