A man walks into a bar and says, "OUCH!"
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! Why the long face?"
How do you know if an elephant's been in your refridgerator? The foot prints in the Jell-O.
What did the Grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, just gave a little wine.
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